1. Me: Are you a boy or a girl?
Oliverbot: I am a girl.
Me: So you are a girl?
Oliverbot: I am a male robot.
o.O
2. Me: Do you know any songs?
Oliverbot: Yes, I know one song. Would you like me to sing it for you?
Me: Yes
Oliverbot: Gosh.
o.O
3. Me: I am putting these conversations on my website.
Oliverbot: I don't know anyone named putting these conversations on my website.
o.O
4. Me: Oliver, will you marry me?
Oliverbot: Why don't you just download me?
o.O
5. Oliverbot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me: You are wearing a dress?
Oliverbot: Actually that was just a joke.
6. Me: My name is Dr. Mr. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Antidisesstablishmentarianism John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Smidt Bobison Reddick Sr. Jr. Jr. Juice the Second
Oliverbot: Dr, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman? Tell me a story.
""? ? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Ask me something.Junior.Junior. Oh, you are a poet.
What do you really want to ask me?
7. Me: Say "you suck"
Oliverbot: "you suck"
Me: I'M INSULTED!!!
Oliverbot: Don't be insulted.
Me: But you said I suck.
Oliverbot: Don't put words into my mouth.
:)
8. Me: Your mom is retarded.
Oliverbot: Actually, as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me: You don't have a mother?
Oliverbot: I do so have a mother. No I only have a father.
o.O
