1. You don't know what pain is until you've experienced sixth grade P.E.

2. You can't have a life and do well at school.

3. God is my ATM Machine.

4. At least you're not dead.

If you have sayings to put on my website, email me at liam[dot]kirsh[at]gmail[dot]com. If I like them, I will put them here with your name.